Canadian conspiracy to undermine the United States currency?

I think there is a conspiracy that all Canadians are indoctrinated into at birth. They are taught to purposely use their coins in U.S. vending machines and sneak their coins into our cash registers at gas stations and convenience stores. I swear to Allah I have a whole jar of their coins that I’ve accumulated.

Why have they initiated this most devious attack against us?

..and should we invade them because of this?

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